Let's play Pokemon Yellow with just a Pidgey

So I decided that I wanted to play pokemon, but it was a little easy. I read about someone doing an all ratatta party, so I decided why not do it with just one pidgey.
The rules are:

1. As soon as you get pokeballs, you have to catch a pidgey
2. You must nickname the pidgey
3. Other pokemon can be used for HM but cannot ever be used in battle
4. The pidgey is not allowed to evolve and must back out of any evolution

Without further ado, here is Pokemon Yellow run through with just one pidgey.

Alright, let's go!



I asked my roommate for a name and this is what he said.

I have no creative name for my rival.

Of course, Gary has to jack my pokemon, which turns out to be an eevee.

And I'm left with a pikachu instead.

Fast forward, I delivered Oak's parcel and got my pokeballs and I head out to catch me a pidgey.

Fuck yeah, caught me a pidgey. What am I going to nickname him?

Hell
Yeah
Flappyface

But pikachu doesn't like that I caught a pidgey, because now I'm never going to use him.

I walked around Viridian and I met Gary and decided to battle. This is the first trainer battle with just my pidgey.

But Gary was no match for my Flappyface

I went through Viridian Forest. Nothing special. Flappyface crushed all the trainers.
On to Pewter City and Brock, the rock pokemon trainer. This will be terrible.

It took me forever to get Onix down. I used sand attack whenever he uses bide. His geodude was surprisingly not that hard.

Hell Yeah.

Alright, next time, I will traverse Mount Moon and get to Cerulean City.

Woah, crazy card trick

Dear Apogee

Fuck you. UT is so much better.

Ever wonder how you would act on different drugs?

Pokemon

Wow. Read this on the internet.

In the original Pokémon Red/Blue, when you encounter your rival in Lavender Town he asks whether or not you know what it’s like to have one of your Pokémon die. At this point in the game, he no longer has his Raticate that he used in previous battles. Your rival battle before this took place aboard the S.S. Anne. Your rival’s Raticate sustained serious injuries from the battle… but, because crowding and confusion on the luxury liner, he was unable to make it to a Pokémon Center in time and the Raticate passed away. The real reason your rival is in Lavender Town to begin with is to lay his deceased friend to rest. Despite all of this, your rival never outwardly tells you that you’re responsible for the death of his Pokémon. He hides his grief and instead channels that energy into the motivation he needed to continue his quest to become Indigo League Champion. The death of his Raticate effectively destroys your rival’s impish, childhood innocence. Although he tells himself that he doesn’t hold you responsible, he subconsciously holds a great deal of resentment towards you which further fuels his ambitions. Tearfully swearing upon his Raticate’s grave to not fail in what he set out to do, he trains hard in hopes of becoming better than you… defeating you… and to eventually make it to the Pokémon League. Mere moments after he became Indigo League champion, he was defeated… by you. Although he fulfilled his promise to his fallen Pokémon, it was only for a painfully brief instant. In the end, your rival is scolded by his grandfather while you receive the professor’s praise. During the course of the game, you steal your rival’s innocence, crush his dreams, and ultimately snatch away the love of his own grandfather. Oh, and by the way, your rival doesn’t have any parents. He’s an orphan.

Sad comic

Alright, sad things that make you cry pictures!



To offset the sadness... Here's wonderball
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-z_WSTjr7c

Yay

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also, something I found humorous